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Jared's Recap: Road Rules South Pacific: Episode 2
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Our new South Pacific cast is getting buried. Should we be happy or upset?

Ahhhh, yes. The second episode of Road Rules: South Pacific.
 
Okay, the episode starts with Abe and Christena talking to each other about Tylenol. "I don't like using Tylenol. I don't think my body needs it," Abe tells Christena, who responds by saying, " WELL, it certain helps a woman's body at times." We don't care, sweetheart. :)
 
Everybody enters the RV and they are told that their next mission will begin in five minutes. So, our new Road Rulers drive to the mission-spot and they are told that they are gonna be buried alive. Now THIS shit is scary, I actually WANT to watch now. Seriously. No sarcasm........ why can't you believe me?
 
The rules of the mission were that five of the castmembers had to be buried and one of them has to look for the other five. If you find somebody, then the could help you. So anyway, Mary-Beth and Cara both openly state that they want to be the spotters, but since Mary-Beth seemed a little more rivoted she ended up getting the privelage......... I mean job. :)
 
So, these scary men in black clothes bury our heroes [sorry, I've just been wanting to say that ;)] and right away Mary-Beth begins to look for them. She ends up finding Donell first, who helps Mary-Beth find Cara second, who helps Mary-Beth find Christena third.
 
Now, at this point, Mary-Beth and Christena are both looking for Dave, who right now is looking as though he just had a bucket of water thrown on him he is so sweaty. Anyway, the girls waste 45 minutes looking for Dave, whose directions are about as good as those from a piece of shit. Now desperate, Christena and Mary-Beth end up searching for Abe, who ends up finding Dave within five minutes.
 
So yeah, the rest of the episode consumes of Abe being an f'*n chavaunist. I WOULD get into detail about it, but I have to go write some Real World: Paris reviews. :-*

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