We see a blonde eight-year old look-a-like running and with an odd grin on his face - apparently he has gas. He tells us that he is 20 years old and comes from Bozeman, Montana, and that he has never seen more than one black person in his town. Hmmmm... Anyway, we see a few shots of what happens to him this season [and then tells us his name is Abe], and then we see a girl who from a distance looks like a pig who can stand. Oh well, she seems harmless.

 

Anyway, piggy-look-alike tells us that she has been going to school but the only reason WHY she has been going to school was because all of her friends have. Um, yeah. We care. Next, like Abe, we see a few quick shots of what she is gonna do this season and then she tells us her name is Cara. Yup. That's pretty much all we get on her. Soon enough she meets Abe and in the confessional she tells us that she thinks he is cute. So. Yup. They start riding on a boat together and that leads us to the next person...

 

The next person has jet-black hair and seems to be your average all-American guy. He tells us that he is excited to be here, meet new people, blahblahblah. You know the deal. We see a few quick shots of what he is gonna do this season and then he tells us his name is Dave. Next, we see young woman who looks like she is a gonna be a tough cookie. We see the usual quick shots of what she is gonna do this season and she tells us her name is Christena.

 

You know what, I'm just gonna tell you who the others are: Donell [an overweight black guy who looks strongly reminescent of Bernie Mac] and Mary-Beth [stripper, has posed for PlayBoy], and then everybody meets each other and ohmygod they're so excited. Yay. Anyway, they go to the RV which is about as small as an ameoba's dick on an ice cold day and then they get a message telling them that they have to get to the town of Madi in five minutes.

 

So yeah, they get to Madi and they are told that they are gonna have to complete a mission [and thet seemed shocked for some reason... what were you expecting, the spa treatment?]. The mission is to climb up a huge-ass parachute with a partner [Donell starts looking nervous at this point...]. So, they first duo is Christina and Abe, and they managed to complete the mission [though Christena had a very difficult time], while the second duo Donell and Cara fail to do so [take one guess as to who messed it up]. After the next commercial break, Dave and Mary-Beth are the final duo, but unfortunately the wind was blowing to hard and they were able to do the mission. In the end, they won their prize anyway and everybody was all smiles.

 

The rest of the episode consumed of a random club scene and Abe skinny-dipping but then getting locked out of the RV. Oh, the excitement is killing me.